Log 16

I just witnessed probably the most disturbing thing I have seen in a long, long time.

I was in the bathroom, just minding my own business, alone, and then this sixth grade dude comes in dancing in a way I can't describe, walks over to the urinal right next to me (side note: we don't have dividers), and then pulls his fucking pants all the way down and twerks Miley Cyrus-style while peeing. I was in the middle of a pee and seeing that sight was disturbing as hell.

The pee got all over the urinal, and some of it even splashed on me. On top of that, I had to look at this dude having his pants pulled all the way down and had to look at his striped underwear, too; not to mention the dude was humming "Wrecking Ball" as well. I wasn't even three quarters of the way done with my pee. I wanted to curl up into a ball and shrivel into nothing right at that moment.

This dude then finished his urination and flushed the toilet, so now he goes over to the sink to wash his hands. Well, he couldn't even do that without looking like a total fuck-up. He kept twerking and humming that god-awful song while washing his hands. He even extended his rear out and crouched his legs while washing his hands, making the site all the more hideous. I had finished my urination, but was I gonna go up there and wash right next to this twerking sixth grader (he had the center sink)? Obviously not. By this point, the freak had finished washing his hands, but instead of getting paper towels, he wiped his hands ALL OVER THE FUCKING MIRROR. At that point I just flushed the toilet with my leg and ran out of there. The site was freaky and disturbing as hell, and quite frankly, I don't think anybody would want to see it.

Please end me.

Electrified, 2021.