Discord (fake article)

Discord is a stupid ass shitty fucking crapass software that you can download to use up your RAM on and waste your life on. It was founded on May 13, 201shitteen by this guy named Jason or John or Mike or some other generic American name. It was founded with the primary focus of allowing life-wasting gamers to waste their life even MORE by getting on this platform and wasting even MORE of their life with OTHER life-wasting gamers, and vice-versa. However, over the years, it has become an epidemic in this idiotic, snowflake-dominated human landscape, and has now become a place for spineless people who make erotic furry art and film/live stream themselves twerking their naked asses on camera in Discord VCs. These gathering places for borderline cults are known as "servers". Another thing to note about Discord is they replaced their perfectly good logo, "burple" color, and font with just, the absolute SHITTIEST FUCKING THING ON EARTH. Clyde is probably crying in the corner in traumatization right now.

Oh yeah, and one last thing: Discord is a gathering place for morons, drama-starters, hackers, furries, extremists, cringe, and other people that are a menace to society, and is just in general a place where idiots tend to start dumb arguments, which escalate into drama, which can lead to it spreading to multiple servers, which can lead to people getting divided and taking sides, which leads to more extreme sides, which then leads to you getting struck down by the banhammer if Discord's lazy-ass and lax as fuck moderation system didn't already compromise your pathetic ass.